Happy Holidays all up in here.
I've been peacin' out for a while. And don't get all up on my back either cause I had shit to do. You knows that the holiday season is the busiest of all the damn seasons. Damn. I had to snap up all them presents. I had to watch up all them Christmas specials (Charlie Brown is my BOY yo and don’t EVEN get me started about Burl Ives). I had to eat up all them Christmas cookies (Meringues in the house!) I had to attend all them holiday parties (You know how I do with my killer small talk). I had to spend them quality times with friends and loved ones to share in the joy and wonder of the holidays. Damn.
I'm sure ya'll been checkin' up on the page like a buncha little kiddies all pumped up to top notch level with pre-Christmas excitement checkin' up on the chimney hole to make sure they don't miss that big ol jolly fat man. Yeeeah. Well. Guess who just busted open tha front door on ya'lls inter-web with a swift kick from his fly-ass size 9 1/2 Keen's??!? Yeeeeeah. You know who is back! Funky ass Mr. Ten Reasons To Buy A Minivan. I'm bustin' up into here with a dope green and red reindeer sweater and a big fat mother-humpin' mistletoe necklace. I'm full up to
burstin' with holiday AND minivan spirit. And I gots so many gifts for ya'll that ya'll had better rest ya'll's gift wrap opening hand. I gots much letters to answer. I gots much surveys to drop on ya'll. And Ya'll gotta help me in the good fight against all those minivan hatters out there (We your number Peyton Manning and we coming for ya). Not to mention we gots to get all up in the Ten Reasons to Buy a Minivan. Shit I gots bags and bags full of funky ass reasons that we ain't even rapped about yet. What what. And don't EVEN get me started about how we bouts to flip the page on another calender year. I'm gonna get stupid fresh up in 2008. I'm about to brush my shoulders off and take this minivan thing to a whole other level. 2008 Year of the RAT? Nah. Nah. 2008 Year of the MINIVAN.
Word.
Thursday, December 27, 2007
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3 comments:
Actually, according to the United Nations it's the year of the potato. http://www.potato2008.org/en/index.html
Annelies,
Thanks for your comment. But I have a resolution for the UN. Here it is:
TENREASONSTOBUYAMINIVAN resolution
The International Year of the minivan
THE WEBSITE TENREASONSTOBUYAMINIVAN,
* Noting that the minivan is a staple van in the transportation of the world's population;
* Desiring to focus world attention on the role that the minivan can play in providing vehicular security and alleviating the lack of captain's chairs of the population;
* Convinced that concerted efforts are needed to address the issues and challenges that derive from the reduction of human kind driving minivans, the depletion of minivan resources, the problems of the minivan environment and the loss of minivan-diversity in the present systems of minivan cultivation;
* Recognizing that there are important links between institutions engaged in minivan research and awesomness;
* Recalling also that, at its Thirty-first Session, it endorsed the International Treaty on more people driving minivans and loving it and making their life better ;
* Affirming the need to revive public awareness of the relationship that exists between Swivel 'n Go™ Seating Systems, Automatic sliding door systems, Premium Center Console Systems, Stow 'n Go Seating Systems, and the potential contribution of the minivan to defeating confusion about all of these systems;
Requests the Director-General to transmit this Resolution to the Secretary-General of the United Nations with the aim of having the United Nations declare the year 2008 the International Year of the minivan and also requests the Director-General to make progress reports to future sessions of the FAO Conference and to the Secretary-General of the United Nations on action taken on the International Year of the minivan, including financial resources obtained and, once the year has taken place, results achieved.
[02 Janurary 2008]
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